Chill, Whistler

A phrase you use when somebody is being overly dramatic and going off about something that really doesn't matter. The term originates from the teapot actually. Everybody knows a teapot is the most cranky, dramatic object in a kitchen. A teapot whistles when its done boiling and its loud and insists that you quit whatever you’re doing to go take care of it. So there you have it.

“Hey! Where are you going?! Are you leaving me?!”
“Uh no I was just walking to the bathroom.”
“Well not right now! My high heel broke! I need you to take me to the mall and buy me a replacement, pronto.”
“I cant right now, i have to help my dad with something.”
“No, you have to take me now! If i dont go now im gonna miss the dance! this is the worst day in history!”
“Chill, whistler.”

Chill, Whistler by DakotaJ May 19, 2021

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chili whistler

When ones butt is burning because of something they ate.

Damn my chili whistler is singing today.Should have never ate that fish taco.

chili whistler by goiterbomber March 23, 2013

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Chill, Whistler • chili whistler • chili whistle • chill • Chill Pill • Chill guy • Chill Bill • Chill Bro • chill fam • Chill Time

chili whistle

A chili whistle is whatever you want it to be.

That dog's chili whistle was hangin' out.
Rip this chili whistle philly loud stick.
After eating those tacos my chili whistle is burning.

chili whistle by Chiliwhistlebro June 4, 2017

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I mean I guess bro

a word of expression to when you give up on comprehending someone's words of ignorance, stupidity, absurdity or are too exhausted to formulate a proper response.

Commonly seen in TikTok comment sections in replies to lazy attempts at humor, overconfidentally incorrect statement, or an over-the-top comment or when someone completely misses the mark on something.

"actually... incorrect statement, hope this helps!"
"I mean I guess bro"

I mean I guess bro by clydedrewblood June 24, 2026

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abandonware

n. software that is no longer sold or supported by the original publisher / developer, often found as free downloads on the internet because it cannot be obtained elsewhere. Not legal, but often seen as morally acceptable because the company that made it is no longer selling the title, nor releasing it as freeware, therefore abandonware is "keeping the game alive", so to speak.

Doom II is not abandonware because id still sells it, while The Incredible Machine is not sold, therefore is abandonware.

abandonware by Spoom October 24, 2003

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Foot prisons

Socks. Annoying, sweat-causing, non-barefoot enducing, everyday socks.

The first thing I do when I take off my shoes, is rip off the foot prisons I had to wear inside them. That's why I prefer flip flops, even in winter!

Foot prisons by Jackalope Hunter December 13, 2022

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cornholio

Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.

"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).

cornholio by AYB July 20, 2003

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