a severe, painful, cramping, burning, explosive diarrhea occurence, often involving a race with the devil to reach the bathroom before imminent sharting occurs.
dude i had the turbo nachos at el diablos and it gave me some hellacious butt chili.
A butt child is a a weak minded follower of another individual normally a partner/boss at work. He/she has no free will or independent thought but is completely infatuated with their icon and follows them around unthinkingly. They agree with everything their idol says without hesitation like a child.
Often a weaker member of a particular nauseating couple who dotes upon their partner unaware of what this looks like to others.
Annoying acolyte who imitates their masters actions.
Did you see the way that douche followed her round all night, jeez what a Butt child.
At work Mike agrees with everything Rob says. Mike is Rob's Butt child.
What Would You Do If There Was A Child Right In Front Of You? āIād grab your buttcheeks and pull out my willy stir your asshole like a hot bowl of chili.ā
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!