The Chicoine is a rare species that is a french distant relative to Smaug the Desolate. While both have hoards of gold and enjoy sleeping cozily inside their wealth mountain, the chicoine summons massive groups of mindless followers to attend promotions to bring the wealth back to the den.
A person that wears the generally far overpriced river/hiking shoes known as "Chacos". See chaco.
This company is known mainly for their water shoe/sandal hybrid. The people that wear these suffer from the smell of their feet/shoes after prolonged wear/use, which smells like rotten fish. However, they do not suffer nearly as much as the people around them. They also get retarded looking tan lines on their feet. Occasionally, sand/dirt/gravel gets into their shoes, making for an unpleasant and painful experience.
"Man, I need some money. Hey, maybe I should ask that Chacoian because he blew 100 bucks on a pair of glorified sandals."
Friend: "How do you know he's a Chacoian?"
"How can you NOT know? Can't you see those weird criss-cross stripes of white skin on his feet? And his SMELL...there's no question here; he's an authentic Chacoian."