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Chickenllama 

A mystical beast that is only seen by stoners after a few too many. it is believed that during a running race between a chicken and a llama, they ran with such synchronization that they tore a hole in the space-time continuum and got sucked in, only to come out morphed into one being. Chickenllama shall some day rule the earth. It has a llama body but a chicken head and tail, it is also known to wear funky hats on occasion.
*Jack pulls cone*
Jack: OMG, dude Chickenllama is back!!!
Dean: bro, maybe you've had enough... oh shit, i can see it too.
Jack: reckon we can eat it?
Dean: yeah bro lets do it.
*Dean and Jack eat Chickenllama*

chickenella 

Who is my little chickenella?

chickenality 

Every human has a distinct Personality; every chicken has a distinct Chickenality. This is one reason not to eat chickens.
"Dude, eating chickens is so wrong. They feel pain."
"But they don't have a personality, so what do I care?"
"Well, they have a CHICKENALITY, which is unique and irreplaceable."
"OMG you're insane."

Chickenella 

The disease of loosing too many brain cells after contracting salmonella from a turducken. Called chickenella by Luigi Spambrose as turduckenella didn’t work aswell as chickenella.
Friend 1: ugh I lost 78% of my bwain sells after eeting a turducken
Friend 2: we can sure tell because you can’t speak or spell properly because you got chickenella
Friend 1:oh
Chickenella by A Portatatoe April 1, 2019

Chickerelly 

Sike, Boom, Roasted, etc
Yo I just crossed you up and hit that, chickerelly😛

chickenablism 

when a chicken eats and egg from another chicken
i fed my chicken his egg and after that he never stopped and got arrested for chickenablism
chickenablism by puddinfoot101 February 19, 2022