A mystical beast that is only seen by stoners after a few too many. it is believed that during a running race between a chicken and a llama, they ran with such synchronization that they tore a hole in the space-time continuum and got sucked in, only to come out morphed into one being. Chickenllama shall some day rule the earth. It has a llama body but a chicken head and tail, it is also known to wear funky hats on occasion.
*Jack pulls cone*
Jack: OMG, dude Chickenllama is back!!!
Dean: bro, maybe you've had enough... oh shit, i can see it too.
Jack: reckon we can eat it?
Dean: yeah bro lets do it.
*Dean and Jack eat Chickenllama*
Every human has a distinct Personality; every chicken has a distinct Chickenality. This is one reason not to eat chickens.
"Dude, eating chickens is so wrong. They feel pain."
"But they don't have a personality, so what do I care?"
"Well, they have a CHICKENALITY, which is unique and irreplaceable."
"OMG you're insane."
The disease of loosing too many brain cells after contracting salmonella from a turducken. Called chickenella by Luigi Spambrose as turduckenella didn’t work aswell as chickenella.
Friend 1: ugh I lost 78% of my bwain sells after eeting a turducken
Friend 2: we can sure tell because you can’t speak or spell properly because you got chickenella
Friend 1:oh
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.