Chicken Wood

A phrase used to describe anything bad, which can be said in various occasions. It was created for the collaberation project with Baker Studios and Foster.

Example One:

Guy 1: You know if the guy with the Sombrero points at you, you die.

Guy2: That's just a load of Chicken wood, Phil.

Guy 1: My name is not Phil.

by Baker and Foster April 23, 2011

chicken of the woods

An opossum.

Last night I shot the chicken of the woods cuz the fawker was eatin my cat food.

by sterr December 31, 2013

Whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon

Term used by women to hide the fact that they are masturbating instead of cooking dinner for their kids.

Kid: Mom! I'm hungry!
Mom: It'll be ready soon. I'm whacking the chicken with a wooden spoon.

by Thoxis October 27, 2018

woodland chicken

A chicken of the wood lands. It tends to the wood in the most gracious of ways. Few can match the work of the woodland chicken

Dude that woodland chicken really is landwooding

by Otisthunderdog April 18, 2024

woodland chicken

A chicken of the wood lands. It tends to the wood in the most gracious of ways. Few can match the work of the woodland chicken

Dude that woodland chicken really is landwooding

by Otisthunderdog April 18, 2024

ChickenDoodle

He who killed the dinosaurs

C-dog and T-dog, are such chickenDoodles.

by abcmouse.com September 22, 2019

chickenpoodl

A no life gamer in MapleStory who reached 163 in approximately 1year. Loves to waste life on a pitiful game that has no end to it.

Dude, have you ever chickenpoodl'd yourself in MapleStory?

by ReasonOfLife January 26, 2009