A psychological disease where a non-asian aquires chinklike attributes.
These include, but are not limited to the following:
Tightness, sushi loving, anime obsessions, Pokemon loving, DDR skills, small penis or mangina, eating with chopsticks, working around large machinery, Hello Kitty love, etc.
"Dude, his dick was like 3 inches long!"
"He must have Chinkitus..."
"Let's go watch back-to-back episodes of Pokemon!"
"Holy shit you might want to go get checked for Chinkitus."
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."