Chicago Style Hotdog

When you take a girl out for mexican food, then assfuck her afterwards. It makes your hot dog feel like its in Chicago, the windy city.

Awesome Person:Why does your room smell like a chicago style hotdog?
Awesomer Person:Because your girlfriend just left.

Chicago Style Hotdog by successfulheterosexual June 15, 2010

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Chicago Style Hot dog

The ultimate in foodstuffs, aka Chicago Dog

consists of:
mustard
onion
sweet pickle relish (usually neon green)
a dill pickle spear
tomato slices or wedges
sport peppers
a dash of celery salt
steamed sesame seed bun
Vienna Beef Hot Dog

NEVER EVER put ketchup on a Chicago Dog, or there will be consequences

Tourist from Kansas: I'll take a Chicago style hot dog, with ketchup
Big Willy: Whatchu say?
Tourist from Kansas: I wanted ketchup on my wiener
Big Willy: *shoots him*

Chicago Style Hot dog by FatJoker February 24, 2008

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Chicago Style Hot Dog

The act of butt fucking a woman without penetration, in which the man's penis slides through the woman's butt cheeks, much like a hot dog enters it's buns. Ejaculation must occur on the woman's back, much like the hot dog toppings lie atop the bread. Debuted in Chicago in 2011.

She was so drunk and we didn't have condoms, so I gave her a Chicago style hot dog and got the f outta there.

Chicago Style Hot Dog by Hambone69 December 31, 2013

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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