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chewed orange 

the state of ones 'ringpiece' after vigorous wiping due to a very hot curry, or a case of the 'wild shites', or during a dose of the 'the trots'
i've been wiping so much my arsehole is like a 'chewed orange'
chewed orange by Nige September 18, 2003

Chewed Orange 

A soreness of the arse-hole after excessive use.
1. She had an arse like a chewed orange by the time i'd finished with her.

2. (Whilst suffering with diarrhea) I've got an arse like a chewed orange.
Chewed Orange by jonidee May 17, 2007