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Beautiful, intelligent, funny and full of life. A free spirit with wings wide open. Can hold an intellectual discussion on something meaningful and finish it off nicely talking about shit that is meaningless for a giggle. All-round great balanced energising personality. To extrapolate on 'Beautiful', she is perfectly proportioned with stunning features. She lights up your day with a diamond smile and makes the hours spent with her seem like mere minutes. Sex.... wowww (is completely mind bending).

She can make the meanest butter chicken - did you know that the main ingredient in butter chicken is peanuts???
Chets rocked up on a Friday and sent my head spinning 360's in no time. Pitty her stay wasn't longer... I could get use to that.
Chets by Now, Cold and Lonely July 26, 2011
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what the chets

Its when you want to say the F word but your not tryna get in trouble
Your mom is telling you some shocking news and you reply what the chets
what the chets by MODADDY May 3, 2023

taint cheese 

A white pus like discharge that eminates from a large person's ass crack.
My ex wife was so fat, she could scoop a pound of taint cheese from her inner thighs.
taint cheese by Woodbilly December 2, 2011

Back and Cheese 

when you’re hitting it from the back and you’re eating mac and cheese.
“Hey how did it go with her last night”
“It went great, i got some back and cheese if you know what i mean”
Back and Cheese by joywavves July 29, 2019

i’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda. 

What Big Smoke orders in GTA: San Andreas.
Voice Comm: Can I take your order please?
Big Smoke: Carl, what do you want? You gotta eat to keep your strength up, man.
CJ: Ey, I’ll take a number 9, fat boy.
Ryder: Give me a number 9, just like him.
Sweet: I’ll have a number 6 with extra dip.
Big Smoke: I’ll have two number 9s, a number 9 large, a number 6 with extra dip, a number 7, two number 45s, one with cheese, and a large soda.

chopped cheese 

sandwich sold at new york delis, originated in harlem, it is also sold in the bronx. it is made up of chopped up beef, lettuce, mayo and ketchup.
ock: what u want?

customer: lemme get a chopped cheese
chopped cheese by kobexv June 25, 2020

Cheese Tits 

Melted tits

Deflated, saggy empty sacks of skin
She was ashamed of her melted cheese tits
Cheese Tits by Working Class Hero December 12, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026
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