celephants

n. fat or enormous people who talk on cell phones
and often block the way

I wish those celephants would keep to the left.

by Donor January 21, 2009

The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!

On the The Colbert Report (a show on Comedy Central at 11:30) episode "Wikiality", host Stephen Colbert asked viewers to add this sentence to Wikipedia, on the basis of wikiality, which means that if most people believe something to be true, then it becomes a fact. It can also be used randomly or as a joke.

Guy 1: "Hey wassup"
Guy 2: "The number of elephants has tripled in the last six months!"

by vv007!!! August 11, 2006

Great Elephants!

An exclaimation of sudden joy, and/or discovery.
Famously quoted by Gandalf in The Hobbit

Great Elephants!" said Gandalf, "you are not at all yourself this morning-you have never dusted the mantel- piece!

by lordoftherings4lifey June 20, 2011

Puppy Sized Elephants

Puppy Sized Elephants are the animal John Green suggested in his open letter to evolution since it would have the evolutionary advantage of being adorable.

See the Vlogbrothers channel on YouTube for more info.

Nerdfighter: "Man, I wish puppy sized elephants existed."
Evolution: "I'll get back to you on that."

by RobotAmputee August 24, 2010

raining elephants and whales

violent thunderstorm accompanied by heavy rains and gusty winds

hey, it is raining elephants and whales today

by aatuif August 6, 2009

elephants raped

This is a comic exaggeration of pain and soreness from some activity such as sports.

Gawdddf, l feel like elephants raped me after that football game!

by I, Wreckerrr June 6, 2021

Chelephant

A person of short stature or tiny build that makes noise and sounds like an elephant when moving around in a room or dweling.

Holly crap did you hear that chels walk by? For such a little person she sure is a chelephant.

by SupergDad2010 March 18, 2021