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Cheif Queef 

1.) The mythical vag blower, the leader of a tribe of alpha females, 'The one who does not fart from the butthole.' aka the queeftan (cheiftan-queef).

2.) A male who is known for emitting awkward wet farts, often titled the 'Cheif Queef', because people question his gender.
1.a 'From now on we're calling you cheif queef, because you fart like a woman'

1.b 'Legend says that the queeftan can breath fire from her vagina.'

1.c 'She thinks she's special 'cause people be movin' out of the way when she be walkin' by, crazy ass bitch calls herself the cheif queef."

2.a "I heard cheif queef over there is wearing a diaper today."
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Chief Queef 

Classically educated Internet troll and frequent commenter on celebrity gossip, lifestyle, and popular culture websites; most frequently active on Jezebel, formerly The Superficial; Nicolas Cage devotee.
Yo, did you catch Chief Queef eviscerating that intellectually sloppy, deep as a mud puddle, dime-store pseudo-neo-feminist op-ed puff piece on People the other day? Shit was foyre.
Chief Queef by ivl.i3 July 11, 2020

chief queef 

the queen of queefs; one who queefs regularly
"Man, do you know Bailey?"
"Oh you mean Chief Queef?"
chief queef by ckess2 March 12, 2016

Chief Queef Latiff

This term comes from the highest echilon of Queef Sneefing.

When one reaches 'Chief Queef Latiff' status they become among the most honoured and respected of all Queef Sneeferists.
"Wow Charles! I heard you got promoted to Chief Queef Latiff! You must be chuffed!"

"Dude. You just sneefed that queef quiche like a mutha-flippin' Chief Queef Latiff!"
Chief Queef Latiff by Jonesing4Queef September 29, 2009

Chief Queef 

The leader producer of queefs. Each queef that Chief Queef expels is a work of art and if you are blessed enough to witness one of these queefs, you are guaranteed access to Heaven.
Chief Queef is our Lord and Savior.
Chief Queef by Succulent_buthay3939 November 26, 2021

Chief Queef 

The hit rapper the made the hit song love ballsa
My favorite artist is Chief Queef
Chief Queef by SmogzV2 June 12, 2023

Chief Queef 

My favorite artist! He wrote Emojis and According to My Watch! My favorite raps, you can listen to them and even queef too!!!!
Man 1: Dude I just fucked my girl to Emojis by Chief Queef

Man 2: Yooooo did she squirt??