cheese log
cheese log by hollywoodhorror June 21, 2006
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cheese log
OK, so last night I gave my boyfriend a cheese log!! It was full of messy creamy goodness, not to mention the protein and calcium intake.
cheese log by Ben Mercer September 5, 2010
cheese log
1. A huge Shit thats makes your pants feel looser.
2. A shit so big it clogs the toilet.
3. Word your man uses to describe the shit he just took.
2. A shit so big it clogs the toilet.
3. Word your man uses to describe the shit he just took.
cheese log by stevesgirl June 15, 2008
Cheese Log
A plump, rural division III athlete whose diet tendencies are less than stellar. Diet includes, but is not limited to Arby's, soft serve ice cream, fries with ranch dressing, and blue powerade.
We just played Ultimate Frisbee against a bunch of Cheese Logs who were wheezing the whole time.
My Cheese Log roomate eats plain wonder bread while he plays COD all day.
My Cheese Log roomate eats plain wonder bread while he plays COD all day.
Cheese Log by ShitDong December 4, 2018
Guilty cheese log
A sex act involving wrapping your dick in candian bacon and dollar store mac and cheese powder and fucking your partner in the ass. Then right before you cum you blast an airhorn in said partners ear.
Guilty cheese log by Jeemfeezy June 12, 2018
Wisconsin Cheese Log
Proper name for a man's penis after he has engaged in sexual intercourse with a woman suffering from a yeast infection.
Damn yo, after I finished banging this girl last night I went to the bathroom and saw I had a full-blown Wisconsin Cheese Log. I washed off my dick and got the hell out of there...
Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...
After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.
Did you hear? Agnes gave Gordy a Wisconsin Cheese Log after they got out of the hot tub...
After we had sex, I asked for a blowjob so I could feed her the Wisconsin Cheese Log her friend gave me earlier in the night.
Wisconsin Cheese Log by Gordy McDonkeypunch October 13, 2013
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