Definitions by Jeemfeezy

Guilty cheese log 

A sex act involving wrapping your dick in candian bacon and dollar store mac and cheese powder and fucking your partner in the ass. Then right before you cum you blast an airhorn in said partners ear.

Last night Greg gave Sidney the most gnarly guilty cheese log

Guilty cheese log by Jeemfeezy June 12, 2018

Dolezal dick 

When ones dick is so big, it identifies as black.

Man, I got that Dolezal dick.

Dolezal dick by Jeemfeezy August 9, 2015

Shanghai Switch

To remove someone's eyes and testicles , and put the testicles in the eye holes and the eyes in the nutsack

Jerry pissed me off so bad, I gave him the Shanghai switch

Shanghai Switch by Jeemfeezy August 9, 2015