Cheese Beard
An extension of the cheese stache. A beard which consists of scattered, patchy hair growth, typically seen on people of Hispanic heritage.
Cheese Beard by halfpint86 October 16, 2010
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Beard cheese
Beard cheese.
The residue that gets crusty on the facial hair around the mouth after eating lots of vagina!!!
The residue that gets crusty on the facial hair around the mouth after eating lots of vagina!!!
That beard cheese was extra thick thus morning.
The beard caught all the cheese last night.
Fumunda cheese, how's about beard cheese!
The beard caught all the cheese last night.
Fumunda cheese, how's about beard cheese!
Beard cheese by DanK6501 November 4, 2017
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Cheeseboard
Basically, at the end of a meal after you’re full and don’t really want anymore the dessert menu arrives and you decide you want a dessert. The cheeseboard option is always on there but it’s the last choice anyone ever goes for. Also within the cheeseboard you have the nice cheeses then you always have the horrid stinking cheeses that are left over at the end after all the nice cheeses are gone. As the cheeseboard sits there infront of you you will start to pick at the horrid cheeses even though you don’t want them, just because they are there and you ordered a dessert.
This is like when you go out, the ugly girl (like the cheeseboard) is always the last option you’d choose, you never really want it and will regret it afterwards but at the time it seems like the right and only thing to do.
Within the cheeseboard itself the horrid cheeses are always left. On a night out the fit girls always get pulled or leave early on in the night, which leaves the less attractive girls on the dance floor towards the end of night. By this time if you havnt already pulled but feel like you want to, this are your only option and even if you don’t want them you will slowly start to pick away and get closer closer as they are left there in front of you until eventually you end up getting with one of them.
This is like when you go out, the ugly girl (like the cheeseboard) is always the last option you’d choose, you never really want it and will regret it afterwards but at the time it seems like the right and only thing to do.
Within the cheeseboard itself the horrid cheeses are always left. On a night out the fit girls always get pulled or leave early on in the night, which leaves the less attractive girls on the dance floor towards the end of night. By this time if you havnt already pulled but feel like you want to, this are your only option and even if you don’t want them you will slowly start to pick away and get closer closer as they are left there in front of you until eventually you end up getting with one of them.
Cheeseboard by -Cutters- December 30, 2017
Cincinatti cheeseboard
The act of causing temporary breathlessness by smearing smegma from a cheesy and unwashed phallus over the nasal passages of the victim.
'Crafer, pass me the cheeseboard please'
'I'll give you a cincinatti cheeseboard unless you shut up'
'I'll give you a cincinatti cheeseboard unless you shut up'
Cincinatti cheeseboard by The fuzzy Arouser July 13, 2012
Cheeseboard
To arrive at a casual gathering/party devastatingly overdressed, showing up all other guests who are assumed to be very casual.
"I think they were all just ordering pizza and getting smashed at Dave's tonight."
"Right on, I'll grab the chinos. I feel like cheeseboarding this bitch."
"Right on, I'll grab the chinos. I feel like cheeseboarding this bitch."
Cheeseboard by tourm March 17, 2010
cheeseboard
The definition of a complete twat, acting in a manner considered too gay for normal society, or somebody who you just down right wanna punch.
My mate Shaun went out last night and pulled this Aussie bloke. What a cheeseboard.
This cheeseboard was pissing everyone off last night, so I munged his gran.
This cheeseboard was pissing everyone off last night, so I munged his gran.
cheeseboard by evil_moses May 6, 2010
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