That horrendous sweaty and cheesy smell that your ass emits after a long session of sitting. The smell is reminiscent of a bad gouda or camembert, or a heavy brie. Can only be rectified by a good spray of deodorant directly unto the ass or a good shower after removing those horrific pants.

"Lad"
"Yes Pal"
"I've got a horrific case of cheese ass going on"
"Goodness me"

Cheese Ass by LordDonnel January 16, 2019

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Cheese Ass

When your ass is full of cheese

*wipes ass* Holy shit I think I have cheese ass!

Cheese Ass by Shitheed1 May 22, 2019

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Cheese ass

(noun) 1. A stupid person who doesn't know how to drive; a crazy driver; someone who should NOT have a license, let alone be on the road with any kind of motor vehicle. 2. Some one who loves to eat cheese, thus having all of those cheese calories go right to the buttocks.

1. "Look at that cheese ass swerving in & out of the lanes on the highway!" -OR- "I wish a cop were here to see this cheese ass cutting people off with his car." 2. "This fat guy at the party was hogging all of the cheese & crackers. It's easy to see that HE had cheese ass!"

Cheese ass by Hung10Gemini August 19, 2008

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cheese ass well

when you shuv a entire cheese wheel into your ass so you can shuv a young man/woman named bread or jam in to your gaping ass

BRO DID YOU HEAR JAMES DID A CHEESE ASS WELL !!!!!

cheese ass well by gamming man 3D March 15, 2022

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Cottage Cheese Ass

A person with an ass so cellulite ridden, that the ripples of fat resemble curds of Cottage cheese. An extremely flabby ass.

I thought Sarah had a banging booty, but when I finally got her naked, I realized that she had a Cottage Cheese Ass.

Cottage Cheese Ass by Dr Debacle January 2, 2007

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Poggers

When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎

Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!

Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020

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Oblication

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.

So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.

Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011

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Surf Dracula Syndrome

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.

I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!

Surf Dracula Syndrome by AOmundson June 18, 2023

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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.

Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring — one checked fact at a time.

Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026

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Plate of Brown

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.

Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?

Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020

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