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Cheenius

When you discover a new type of cheese, and you think it is genius.
Omg, i just made a cheenius discovery!
by 2N2222 December 7, 2022
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cheenis

Bulbous male genitalia that is just as wide as it is long. (Derivation: "chode"-- a penis that is wider than it is long -- and "penis.")

Some scholars mistakenly state that the cheenis is a square. Putting aside the fact that the cheenis is not two-dimensional, prominent cheenis experts have repeatedly confirmed the rounded shape of the cheenis (see, e.g., Wigglescheen, et al.; Bernhardscheen, et al.).
When Michael's hand accidentally slipped off the table and onto Josh's lap, the fleeting impression of the bulge he felt led him to think that his friend must have a chode--but in reality it was more of a cheenis.
by chodelord69 September 24, 2021
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cheenis

A perfectly square penis. (Derivation: "chode"-- a penis that is wider than it is long -- and "penis.")
When Michael's hand accidentally slipped off the table and onto Josh's lap, the fleeting impression of the bulge he felt led him to think that his friend must have a chode--but in reality it was more of a cheenis.
by threesixJim July 24, 2011
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cheenies

Nads, balls, testicles. Scottish in origin.
He had him by the cheenies.
by Nishka01 February 8, 2007
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cheenus

A combination of the word cheeto, and the word penis. Also known as cheese penis.
My grandmother said not to play with my cheenus anymore.
by ??? June 6, 2003
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cheenus

"did you see that guys cheenus?"
by that weird kid next door April 16, 2007
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Cheenis

Person: Stuff you
You: Cheenis TvT
by The Reenis Girls November 17, 2019
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