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check nuts

to ask yourself if youre really ready to commit to something that involves manhood.
You better check nuts before you try to drink that shit
by dermanatural March 1, 2009
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Check nuts

evaluate your manhood. To Ask yourself if you are a real man.
this little bitch ass nigga betta check nuts be-fo he steps to a real ass nigga from the streets and gets his ass stomped the fuck out.
by jziliquor July 31, 2006
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Check nuts

hey dude, check nuts, look at the tv
by Dustin Schroeder October 30, 2003
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Chock Full o' Nuts

Shit soon after eating an assload of almonds and taco fiesta night. The hot stinky broiled ass juice in the toilet after the morally reprehensible act of putting there has the same consistency and taste as the popular coffee brand.
Person 1: Hey man I got a hankering for a cup o' chock full o' nuts.

Person 2: I just bought some at the store, but I'll be out of the toilet in 20 minutes after this ghastly mess is exorcised out of me. Just get a ladle.
by snook7 September 14, 2009
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Checknut

When you've busted a nut too many times and the human version of the check engine light comes on.
My checknut light came on after I was smashing all night.
by LohanNebula October 24, 2020
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Chicknuts

A lesbian with a set of nards.
i wish she would stop pressing her chicknuts up against me in the server room.
by WTFML1 April 29, 2011
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