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Ballad of Chasey Lain

The Ballad Of Chasey Lain is an AMAZING song by the Blood Hound Gang about the uber sexy porn star Chasey Lain.
Lyrics to "The Ballad Of Chasey Lain"

Dear chasey lain
I wrote to explain
Im your biggest fan
I just wanted to ask
Could I eat your ass?
Write back as soon as you can

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

Dear chasey lain
I wrote to complain
Ya never wrote me back
How could I ever eat
Your ass when ya treat
Your biggest fan like that?

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

Dear chasey lain
I wrote to constrain
This letter is my last
As your biggest fan
I must demand
You let me eat your ass

Youve had a lotta dick
Had a lotta dick
Ive had a lotta time
Had a lotta time
Youve had a lotta dick chasey
But you aint had mine

P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties
P.s.
Mom and dad this is chasey
Chasey this is my mom and dad
Now show em them titties
Now show em them titties

Would ya fuck me for blow?
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(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
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I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
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schmegegge 

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I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
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