Charm Storm 

Aura: when a person or team of people employ sudden and immeasurable amounts of charm - leaving all those in the stormer(s)' audible radius, stunned, soaked in awe and sexually aroused. Marriages are often ended after one member of the relationship being caught in a storm, and immediately realising they'd made a mistake saying "I do".

The effectiveness of the Charm Storm is seen not only in the multitude of Facebook friend requests a charmer receives after a storm, but also in the recent birth of (unfortunately degenerate) charm related slang, i.e. Charm Farm - a similar experience of colossal charm, however the farm fails to encompass all tremendous power embodied in a storm.

Tom: Can you grab us a pie while you're in there?
Mick: You got any coin?
Tom: (sucks on his index finger and puts it in the air) I think I feel a storm brewing.
Mick: They dont call me the thunder bird for nothing! Put your wallets away and get your notepads out kids, as I hail down a charm storm.
Tom: Make it rain bitch!

Charm Storm by TommyWebbster March 14, 2013

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012