a charlotte is one of the most genuine, down to earth, happy person that you will ever meet. she is usually reserved however her mind is constantly thinking and working. she will ALWAYS be there for you and you can tell her your deepest, darkest secrets because she’s is completely trustworthy. she is super smart, completely GORGEOUS however she doesn’t know it. she works very hard in school but knows how to have fun. she is VERY TICKLEISH hehehe. i know a charlotte and i don’t EVER want to loose her. if you know one, get to know her and try to be her best friend because you will have SCORED!! she is usually the peacekeeper and doesn’t stand any bs. she is completely honest and doesn’t like getting in trouble or doing anything behind someone’s back xx

person 1: look, there’s a charlotte

person 2: she’s absolutely gorgeous!!!

person 3: of course, because she’s a charlotte

charlotte by sometimes i eat cherries February 21, 2018

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left-handed charlotte

A Left-Handed Charlotte is a strong cum shot to the face while screaming "WILBUR" that forms a "web" over the left eye. (Use of the left hand is preferable, for consistency.)

I gave that chick in the bar a Left-Handed Charlotte last weekend and she's still wearing an eye patch.

left-handed charlotte by Dog Ruff Ruff 69 March 16, 2014

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charlotte

she is the best thing that will ever happen to you, keep her, love her, cherish her, you won’t regret it!

Guy: I want to date charlotte!
Girl: ugh, why do all the guys like charlotte?!?!?!

charlotte by root beer November 11, 2018

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Charlette

Charlette is one that u can trust. She is the one wil have your back and the one that you can call a friend. She is cute and a beautiful girl that you can fall in love with. She is smart always smells nice. She always there if you need her.

Man 1:Wow Charlette is nice

Charlette by Charlette5567 May 18, 2018

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Charlotte

The most amazing girl you could ever meet, she's beautiful, smart and funny. Once you meet a Charlotte you can never get her off your mind. It doesn't matter if you're her best friend or the girl you're in love with, you wont ever stop loving her. She is stubborn and hard headed but she can never be replaced. A Charlotte can be shy the first time you meet her but turns out to be wild when you get to know her. She will tease you but and it will only make you love her more. Her smile can light up a room and change your day completely. You are lucky if you can land a Charlotte as a best friend and even luckier if she loves you.

Speaker 1: I wish that Charlotte loved me as much as I love her
Speaker 2: I know me too

Charlotte by bladefeb5 July 31, 2018

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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