1. <
Noun> The impossibly difficult to avoid selection of cookies or other pastries found at the cashier of supermarkets and
small stores. "Donations" offered for chartity cookies help maligned, misfortuned children or animals and often display a picture of
said creatures by the cookies, begging for your patronage or
fear suffering damnation or, at least, bad karma.
2. <Noun> a) The uncomfortable responsibility one feels when offering sex in sympathy or support, b) The actual sexual body part dubbed cutely in confectionary delight.
1. "Hey, where did you get that delicious looking cupcake?"
"I bought it and two other
charity cookies for the Homeless Chincillas Drive."
2. Although husband and
wife were fighting only moments ago, some things she said made her feel bad, so she offered him a
charity cookie.