Charity C 

When a teacher gives you a C just to keep you from failing

I barely passed chemistry. I added up my grades and it turns out I got a charity c.

Charity C by awmm January 21, 2020

Charity Case 

A charity case is someone who other people help out of pity.

Person 1 : Wow, poor girl. I'm going to buy her a bouquet of flowers because I feel bad that she's crying.

Person 2: You shouldn't treat her like a charity case, nobody likes that.

Charity Case by Shhhhhhhh!! July 9, 2018

charity case 

(n) A person who never has any money and/or is constantly broke. Yet, this person never has any problem with always asking you to lend him/her some cash. The biggest problem they have is paying you back on time, if ever.

These people are the object of both pity and utter disdain by many.

"You can kiss that $20 you let Ed borrow goodbye. He's a real charity case."

charity case by P. Dubya July 7, 2007

Charity Chuckle 

When somebody cracks a painfully bad or awkward joke and you throw out a quick little laugh to avoid the awkwardness.

Dude, stephen had the worst racist joke, i gave a charity chuckle so it wouldn't be awkward.

Charity Chuckle by Jiff Ratchet November 23, 2010

charity case 

Someone who no one likes and has no friends. A person will pretend to be their friend because they feel sorry for them. Then they become their charity case friend.

Girl 1: have fun with your new charity case bff.

Girl 2: I felt sorry for her that's all...

charity case by bitchygirl99 March 13, 2015

charity case 

Someone you do a favor for out of pity.

An ugly poor girl who has no family or friends. She usually shows up at your door and begs for somewhere to stay cause no one else will have her.

She ends up trying to steal your identity and then comes back to seek revenge because you're more successful than she is.

Boyfriend: Don't let that charity case in the door. She'll ruin your reputation and try to mess with your life.

Girl: Uh oh, I felt bad for her. Too late.

charity case by nunyalj January 5, 2009

Charity Cookie

1. <Noun> The impossibly difficult to avoid selection of cookies or other pastries found at the cashier of supermarkets and small stores. "Donations" offered for chartity cookies help maligned, misfortuned children or animals and often display a picture of said creatures by the cookies, begging for your patronage or fear suffering damnation or, at least, bad karma.

2. <Noun> a) The uncomfortable responsibility one feels when offering sex in sympathy or support, b) The actual sexual body part dubbed cutely in confectionary delight.

1. "Hey, where did you get that delicious looking cupcake?"

"I bought it and two other charity cookies for the Homeless Chincillas Drive."

2. Although husband and wife were fighting only moments ago, some things she said made her feel bad, so she offered him a charity cookie.

Charity Cookie by Krzyzewski99 January 5, 2012