Chaps

A severe punishment. Occurs when a male human slaps another living being around the face with his penis a number of times to rectify their misdoing/s.

<Starbucks>
Pete: <spills coffee>
Carl: You daft oaf, you have wrecked my evening!
Pete: How dare you offend me in such a public manner! Do you want Chaps?!?!
Carl: I'm sorry Peter! Forgive me! PLEASE!
Pete: Its Chaps for you my friend. Kneel before me and receive the cleansing of your being.

by Slow_Hands January 23, 2005

Chaps

Northern Ireland noun referring to fat potato chips. Usually they have to come from a chap shap and be cooked by a big girl. Best cooked in beef dripping and slathered in red sauce and salt n vinegar. Also good with a tinna coke.

If only their chaps didnt taste so good, I would wanna eat them all the time. Ah well, sure I'm fat anyway.

by Ownies Puppy August 22, 2006

chap! chap!

In East Africa, swahili slang. It means hurry hurry,faster faster or quickly.

Chap! Chap! We're late for church.
You need to do that homework Chap! Chap!

by Banana spoon April 6, 2017

chap chap

Bye Bye, but for cool kids

A: Hey It seems like I gotta go, Bye
B:Chap Chap!

by aarmn March 9, 2022

Chap

Man; friend; chum

Come along, chaps, its time for the mass suicide!

by BASTARDIZED BOTTOMBURP May 26, 2003

Chapped

The state of being angry or annoyed. Usual referred to when having a bad time, or being unhappy. Can also be best used when you have made someone angry.

Yeah man, Steve was so chapped. His girlfriend is giving him so much shit!

I don't want to go to the party, I'm feeling really chapped.

You chapped that guy. He'll never buy our bagels now.

by Kassidari February 4, 2010

Chapped

To get in trouble. Usually with the police. Used often in Santa Cruz County.

The po's rolled at that kegger and me and matt got straight chapped. They gave me a drunk in public ticket. Not puss.

by Moreah January 11, 2009