chaplin 

Chaplin turns 100 years old July 2012 and they are planning a big party ! It is a small, prairie village 1/2 way between Moose Jaw and Swift Current Saskatchewan, on the Trans Canada Hwy #1. It has one School, one Bar, one Store, one Swimming Pool, one Jerk, one Hockey Rink, one Curling Rink, one (Corner) Gas Station, one dog, one Financial Institution, one Library, one Rec Center, one Drunk, one Pool Hall, one Hairdresser, one Brine Shrimp Plant and One Sodium Sulphate Plant. Chaplin really is a One Horse Town.

Oh yeah; it has 2 farmers !

Typical Grad classes range from 2 students to 12 (in a good year !). The Sodium Sulphate Plant (salt) keeps the town going as the largest employer (don't know how many are employed their but about half of them work !). On a windy day, it sometimes looks like it's snowing. Chaplin is also home to Chaplin Brine Shrimp (fish food). On that same windy day, you can smell something fishy ! It is also a big farming community that has seen several farms passed down from generation to generation.

chaplin by Charlie Chaplin II March 4, 2012

Chaplin Shuffle 

When attempting to avoid shitting diarrhea into your pant and squeezing your ass cheeks so tight it makes your legs squeeze close together when you walk and make your feet point outward like a duck or like Charlie Chaplin.

Look at Joe's Chaplin Shuffle toward the bathroom he's never going to make it in time.

Chaplin Shuffle by Russell S July 14, 2006

[Chaplin] [Double] 

To pee and vomit on partner while spooning

Timmy performed the chaplin double last night

[Chaplin] [Double] by chapbobbilly July 1, 2014

Chaplin Stamp 

To squat over your partner (preferably over the forehead) and butt drop placing your anus on their forehead leaving a chocolate star.

Timmy performed a chaplin stamp last night

Chaplin Stamp by chapbobbilly July 16, 2014

Chaplin Equalizer

To put two fingers in a girls vagina along with your penis to make up for its small size

Timmy had to you the Chaplin equalizer because it was super cold

Chaplin Equalizer by chapbobbilly November 21, 2014

Charlie Chaplin 

Charlie Chaplin is often considered the greatest filmmaker of all-time. While that may remain debatable, it is too clear that he is one of, if not the number one film comedian of all time. His best known and most performed character is the “little tramp.” Famous for his signature appearance, specifically the over-sized pants, undersized jacket and that classic mustache, the tramp typically deals with angry policemen, vicious criminals, bumbling drunks, and always those pretty girls. Chaplin’s approach to filmmaking developed over time to eventually include his views on issues including class distinction and extreme poverty. He even took on Adolf Hitler in his 1940 classic, The Great Dictator, in which he portrayed Hynkel the dictator of Tomainia, and a Jewish Barber. Chaplin’s views found in his films, including a critique of the U.S immigration system, were deemed “Un-American”, and he was barred re-entry into the United States upon returning from Europe. Fortunately, he was finally recognized with distinction at the Academy Awards in 1972 for "the incalculable effect he has had in making motion pictures the art form of this century".

Man #1: My son is a great filmmaker! I say he's the next Charlie Chaplin!

Man #2: Shut the fuck up.

Man #1: What? It's true!

Man #2: Your ignorance astounds me. Again, shut the fuck up.

Charlie Chaplin by MackSennett July 29, 2011

Tom Chaplin

1. The lead singer of the wonderful band Keane.
2. (noun) A man with *very* pinchable, cute, chubby, cheeks.
3. (verb) To pinch a cute, deserving cheek.

1. "Wow, Tom Chaplin rocked in that concert last night!"
2. "Tom Chaplin is just so adorable, look at those cheeks! *squee!*"
3. "Wow, I just really wanted to Tom Chaplin him right there."

Tom Chaplin by Triple Threat June 11, 2006