chaos engine
chaos engine by thanos is power July 13, 2014
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Chaos Engine
The underlying feeling that the inexorable march of technological progression coupled with the slow rate of change of political systems is leading to an inevitable technological enslavement of the vast majority of humankind. Often coupled with a forlorn longing to change systems individuals are rarely priveleged enough to have sway over changing.
Friend 1 - "What's up with Johnny?"
Friend 2 - "Just caught up with the chaos engine."
Friend 1 - "I'll see if he wants some weed."
Friend 2 - "Good thinking, we should drag him out for a ride this weekend too."
Friend 1 - "Fuck it, I'll just take him some weed tonight and organise a ride while I'm there."
Friend 2 - "Sick, I'll pop in too."
Friend 2 - "Just caught up with the chaos engine."
Friend 1 - "I'll see if he wants some weed."
Friend 2 - "Good thinking, we should drag him out for a ride this weekend too."
Friend 1 - "Fuck it, I'll just take him some weed tonight and organise a ride while I'm there."
Friend 2 - "Sick, I'll pop in too."
Chaos Engine by Spankmier June 22, 2026
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personal chaos injection engine
That thing or person in your life that appears to exist simply to make your continued existence more difficult. This can be a friend, family member, colleague, pet, or just your hoopty that makes your life difficult. This is differentiated from a simple issue in that it can't easily be eliminated without substantial cost and rather than passively irritating you the PCIE appears to thrive on creating more trouble.
My personal chaos injection engine decided the set all my clothes on fire last night because I deleted "The Bold Type" from the DVR.
personal chaos injection engine by Evil Architect June 26, 2018
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