After you've screwed someone, hand them your used condom like it's a gift. Once they take it, run away while shouting "I've managed my liquidity!". Shit in their foyer closet on the way out of their house.

Never speak to them again.

Man I thought we had something special but then he pulled a dirty Chamath on me.

dirty chamath by Funtimeswithfinance April 16, 2021

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chamathka

chamathka,has a goofy personality.will help you at your lowest and will always be there for you no matter how you let her down.she will drag your butt across the bathroom floor and make sure you know your worth.chamathka will be the most kind person you know until you mess with her.she will make your life living hell if you get on her bad side.she’s an angel to the people she cares about and will go beyond the universe to be there for them and help them.falls in love easy but does not get hurt easy.chamathka has been through hell so getting through a day on earth is nothing for her.chamathka considers kindness over anything.chamathka will never embarrass you,chamathka doesn’t trust easy.if you meet a chamathka,hold on to her because she’ll only come into your life once you better not let her go

chamathka is so kind

chamathka by keke900 November 2, 2020

Chamath

A Chamath is a very nice and friendly guy who will be that person you will never forget. He is super smart and funny and is a person you can always rely on. When you find a Chamath you will be sure to have a friend (or partner) for life.

"Is he Chamath you were talking about?"

"Yeah, you should get to know him sometime, I'm sure you'll like him!"

Chamath by Sophiaea February 26, 2017

Kutti Chamaat

kʊθi: tʃʌmɑ:t

noun, verb

This one is 'desi' slang. (Don't make me explain the word 'desi' now!)

Lexicographically, it is a literal translation of 'bitch slap' into Urdu. Bitch = Kutti and Slap = Chamaat

Kutti Chamaat quite simply means Bitch Slap and can be used in the same way, though with a lot more swag.

As a noun:
1. a metaphorical sharp blow or smack: (I will give you a kutti chamaat if you don't shut up)
2. an actual sharp blow or smack: (Ok, this kutti chamaat is for not shutting up in time!)
3. an insult or abuse: (Barfi is such a kutti chamaat to Bollywood films)

As a verb (used with object)

4. to strike sharply: (I seriously wanna kutti chamaat Bella!)

5. to dash or cast forcibly: (I will kutti chamaat you into going to the gay bar with me)
6. to put or place promptly and sometimes haphazardly (often followed by on or onto): (She kutti chamaated mustard onto her hotdog cuz she was in hurry)

Kutti Chamaat by Desi Girl September 19, 2012

Chamaat

Hindi word used on the streets of Mumbai.

Negative:When you want to slap a person so instead of giving a slap you give them a Chamaat.
Can be used in many contexts Negative and positive

He spoke so rudely, wanted to give him a Chamaat.

Chamaat by slimshetty February 1, 2017

camzatlantic

One of the best editors out there, they are so talented and creative. You should follow them.

it’s a camzatlantic edit!

camzatlantic by randomperson1928383844 October 10, 2022

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".

Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."

God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011

Word of the Day on September 18, 2026