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It is a Infected Penis that gives aids immediately. No Crying to your Mom. Just Straight up Nasty and Small.
Girl:What is that? I thought you said it was big?

Boy: Yeah see what had happen was....I got a Chalonka and It did this to me.
Chalonka by ImmortalxGod May 18, 2014
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chahonkas 

“damn she’s got some fat chahonkas”
yeah man i know
chahonkas by dripslipz October 28, 2021
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chalanka 

to urinate in ones mothers mouth while jerking off a rhinosurous
Many african tribes chalanka 5 times a day.
chalanka by trisha and brian. December 9, 2004

Chalona (Sha-lawn-uh) 

Chalona's are very beautiful, outgoing, smart girls. They tend to be small in size. So, small they can fit in a box. Chalona really cares about her friends. She is very loyal and will do anything for them. She can be really feisty at times. If you make them mad better say your prayers. She loves sports. She is an amazing person and won't hesitate to let you know she fucks with you. The person who ends up with a Chalona will be the luckiest guy in the world, because she has an amazing personality. She is a ride or die till the end. She is super funny, and very passionate about 2k. She is a low key freak-a-leak. She'll always let you know when she gotta fart. She does really well in school. She is also a very clean person and takes pride in keeping her space clean.
Chalona (Sha-lawn-uh) sucks good penis.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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