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Chalk board 

The act of accidentally sneezing on your smack. Creating a large white cloud that eventually settles on the surface it was originally on.
Yo dawg. Kevin and I we're gonna do some booger sugar last night but he sneezed and made a chalk board.
Chalk board by Lilbitchboy March 9, 2019
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Chalk Board 

Often sunonimous with getting off on two or more female partners as they lie nude and one cums all over their stomachs, leaving a sticky white substance. Then proceeds to write his first name on one girl and last name on the other.
Those two bitches got chalk boarded last night. See my name is on their stomachs.
Chalk Board by JAD October 6, 2003

Moist Chalk Board 

When one gentleman ejaculates on the chest of a young lady that has breasts which are AA or smaller
I gave Lilly a moist chalk board last night
Moist Chalk Board by jello132 March 12, 2015

Chalk Boarding

Doing lines of coke off the back of the chick you are doing doggy style, and watching porn at the same time.
"Hey man, what did you get up to on the weekend?" - "I went Chalk Boarding"
Chalk Boarding by Captain Gyno October 1, 2012

Nails on a chalkboard 

(idiom) A sound that makes your ears bleed.
*plays an annoying song*

"This song is like nails on a chalkboard"

Dirty Chalkboard 

While having anal sex, the man removes his penis and draggs it accross a white wall.
What's that brown line on the wall from? It's from the Dirty Chalkboard I did last night.
Dirty Chalkboard by Tom July 1, 2006

Chalkboard Club 

A club, usually underground at a school where people draw problems, incredible events, or stories out on a chalkboard and his co members help to solve them or entertain themselves from them.
We goin to Chalkboard Club today or what
Chalkboard Club by Caleb Michaels November 13, 2003
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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