an adjective that is used when something is better than awesome. it is often used to describe an extremely attractivemember of the opposite sex, or an extrordinary sexual experience.. Chapanga is not to be used lightly, and is only used when all other adjectives arent good enough. when written it has to punctuated with an exclamation mark.
i just met a new girl....everything about her is chapanga! man have you tried the ribs at the new barbecue place? they are chapanga!
a person with the name of chaitan is extremely attractive, tall, hilarious and honest. he is a loyal friend and loving boyfriend. he normally keeps to himself at first but once you get to know him he is more then likely going to become one of your best and closest friends. he never spills a secret and is always there to support you. if there is a chaitan in your life, keep him around for the long haul. he is by far one of the best types of people you’ll ever meet. his only downfall is he puts others before himself and tends to doubt himself but he truly is a jack of all trades and will be able to excel at anything he puts his mind to.
boy: “hey did you talk to that one kid today?”
girl: “yeah, chaitan is his name. he’s extremely sweet and talented.”
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.
For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!