An absolute chad, the most chad kind of Chad you will ever meet. This man alone is a freak of nature, despite the gnarly smell of his clothes, the way his one eye looks to the right without glasses, and the way he acts when he gets angry, no one can compare to such a human being, he is an absolute pussy destroyer 3000, people are nothing but jealous yet disgusted by how much of a chad this man is.
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'
A hardo is a person who tries extremely hard at everything. Most times a hardo will try very hard at things that do not require excessive effort. For example, sports practices, gym class, etc.
Wow did you see Jack at practice today? What a hardo!