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An absolute chad, the most chad kind of Chad you will ever meet. This man alone is a freak of nature, despite the gnarly smell of his clothes, the way his one eye looks to the right without glasses, and the way he acts when he gets angry, no one can compare to such a human being, he is an absolute pussy destroyer 3000, people are nothing but jealous yet disgusted by how much of a chad this man is.
Oh my god, I am in love and yet hate this ChadMire.
ChadMire by FlahPeanuts April 27, 2022
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Chadtire 

When a video is both chad and satire
Tommy: I can't decide if this is chad or satire
John: It's chadtire!
Chadtire by AllTheUsernamesAreInUse December 19, 2021
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Chadmiral 

The perfect way to get girls panties wet at any party you bring it to. The perfect combo of cherry and rum makes cherry Admiral Nelson the best(cheapest) way to go if you want to black the fuck out. Usually can be found for $10 at any ghetto ass liquor store or gas station.
Hey Jimmy, sauce me some Chadmiral! I'm trying to get laid after I black out!
Chadmiral by The Chaddy Daddy February 9, 2017
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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