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An alcoholic drink that has been left unfinished. Multiple are often left by a person wishing to be recognized for drinking more than they are capable.
1. Who left this crampy last night?

2. Were there many beers left from the party? Nah just a heap of crampy's.

3. Where did your drink go? I crampy'd it.

4. Looks like we had a cramp at the party.
by Jack Star December 11, 2006

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The act of masturbating using ones own excrement for lubrication. Often performed (But not limmited to) on a toilet or in a shower.
1. The filthy bastard was pulling a chabs in my living room.

2. Go chabs yourself dickhead.
by Jack Star December 11, 2006

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