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Ceszar is the type of guy who keeps his stuff stashed for later. He can acquire plenty of stuff before letting any of it go to waste. He is very good at keeping a supply and he knows how much he needs. But rarely does anyone ever know how much he has, or if he has anything at all. He enjoys messing with people and sometimes he acts tougher than he is. He loves nothing more than being able to win a fight using his intelligence and wit. Girls love how polite he is but most often choose to rely on him as a friend. Not to say that he is a simp, but he doesn’t tell them the truth, he would rather let them talk his ear off.
Oh Ceszar? Yeah my girlfriend talks to him all the time, I think she feels bad for him.
Ceszar by StevenSoLong February 26, 2021
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The enchanting name “Cezara” is taken from one of the greatest Roman kings, Ceazer. Cezara is a bad ass bitch who doesn’t take things lightly and is easily angered. Cezara gives many chances to people, often too many, which lead to her being taken for granted. Although Cezara can be very kind and affectionate, she many times has 2 sides. Nonetheless, in the end Cezara is a very determined person and will fight for what she believes.
Cezara is so nice.
cezara by Jenner29052004 January 3, 2018
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Cesar is someone everyone instantly falls in love with. From first glance,he comes off as shy, but once you get to know him, he can make any boring moment fun. Cesar is caring and sweet and never lets you put yourself down, yet puts himself down a lot. He doesn't realize how wonderful he is even when the whole world thinks he's fucking amazing. Cesar lights up every room he walks into instantly making it the happiest place on earth. He doesn't have a clue of a lot of things going on, especially how much people care about him. He's the guy of your dreams, the best friend you wish you had met sooner, the guy you turn to when everything seems to go to shit.Its indescribable how much Cesar means to people and its unfathomable as to why-- Cesar is just Cesar and he's what makes this world go round.
*sees cesar anywhere* oh my god its cesar!!!!!!!!1!!!1!1 *instant life boost*
Cesar by ersoolah June 11, 2018
A fucking god, if your name is Cezar you definitely have a monster cock and every woman wants your cock.
Efectiv zeu sa-mi bag pula daca nu.
Random fraier:Oh your name is Cezar? I bet you have a monster cock.
Someone named Cezar: Yeeah boy you're right.
Cezar by Anonymous Denis March 3, 2021

Cesar’s Dad 

A very rare creature that has never been seen. He is a strong loving man. Everyone knows he exists but there is no evidence of it. Cesar’s dad can most commonly be found in a long line at a supermarket or gas station.
Person1: Hey wanna hear a funny joke?
Person2: Sure
Person1: CESAR’S DAD
Cesar’s Dad by FuckJackie November 28, 2018
A real nigga.
My buddy always has my back no matter what because he's Cesar.
Cesar by b_rise June 5, 2019
Cezara is a bad ass bitch, she’s a very good friend and cares for others, but she can lose her respect for you real fast. When this bad ass starts catching feelings for someone, they better take their shot or else they’re going to regret it. Cezara prefers funny people over cute ones and can steal your man if she feels like it. Take care of her because she doesn’t keep that bitchy face on for long, she also has feels... A lot of girls envy Cezara.
Boy: Cezara is so pretty!
Girl: Whatever
cezara by Janessa Alex Hug December 29, 2019
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go ahead
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