A Cess Pool is a term used to describe a collection of female acquaintances to be shared as a common resource among a group of guy friends.

To be eligible to be added to the Cess Pool, the female in question has to be of a decent standard, and should not be the love interest of anyone in the group.

The main purpose of adding females into the Cess Pool is to always have a group of female friends ready to be called upon by the group for any activities such as clubbing, drinking or even unadulterated sexual debauchery.

A: I just met a couple of cool girls over the weekend.
B: That's great, just add them to the Cess Pool and we can hang out this weekend!

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cess pool

See: Pennsylvania

cess pool by Qwerty42 November 3, 2003

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cess pool

A nasty, smelly, annoying person in school who hates to shower.

because Scott Gaydos smelled like a cess pool, he had to go to the nurse and take a shower.

cess pool by SchhottGaydoses January 14, 2008

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cesspool

synonym for shithole, dump, trash, and hell. can be used to describe a neighborhood or a city.

For a real life example of a cesspool, see Tallahassee, Florida.

cesspool by KRHimself April 22, 2006

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cesspool of humanity

The comments on almost any YouTube video.

Look at those comments--they're practically the cesspool of humanity.

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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