certified crashout

when Alexa gets blocked by her ex…

“Yo Alexa emailed her, texted her on text now, called her 160 times, cashapped her, sent letters in the mail, etc”

“damn she a certified crashout”

certified crashout by mrs.crashdummy July 28, 2024

Certified Crashout

Careless without a cause or effect.

He’s a Certified Crashout because he brings in 10k a month and spends 9k on gambling and hoes without a pot to piss in and a bucket to throw it out.

Certified Crashout by kydeelou September 27, 2025