Central Michigan University 

A state university located in Mount Pleasant, MI. Known by CMU or Central locally, it is the school in Michigan to go to if you like to party but don't have a learning disability as required for admission to Eastern or Western.

I was going to go to Western, but they said I didn't qualify as mentally challenged so I have to go to Central Michigan University.

Central Michigan University by ChuckChippewa July 1, 2011

central michigan university 

A university known for its community college experience, without the hassles of parental supervision. Also known for misshapen women, lukewarm beer, and endless fields of multiple varieties of corn.

"Did you get into Mott Community College?"

"No, I'm at Central michigan university this year, but maybe I'll get in next year! I hope..."

central michigan university by Centralfan696969 March 4, 2009

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016