A sexual relationship that takes place solely on your cellular phone, i.e. sexting, phone sex, etc., possibly with a few real life sexual meet ups. One person usually has multiple cellationships, and hides all the other ones from each of their partners. These relationships don't last long and are usually just for hook-ups.
Sally: Jan, are you texting that boy, Charles, you're in a cellationship with again?
Jan: No, I'm texting Brian.
Sally: Wait, you have more than one cellationship?
Jan: Doesn't everyone?
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.