A sexual relationship that takes place solely on your cellular phone, i.e. sexting, phone sex, etc., possibly with a few real life sexual meet ups. One person usually has multiple cellationships, and hides all the other ones from each of their partners. These relationships don't last long and are usually just for hook-ups.
Sally: Jan, are you texting that boy, Charles, you're in a cellationship with again?
Jan: No, I'm texting Brian.
Sally: Wait, you have more than one cellationship?
Jan: Doesn't everyone?
church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.
Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.