Cellpwned

To be pwned by a cellphone

After cyber bombing someones phone txt them "Cellpwned" coined on 10/19/2009 by OJT

Cellpwned by JakeTr October 19, 2009

Cellowned 

When a cello/cellist plays a song perfectly or just straight up amazingly.

"Wow, that cellist just cellowned that song."
"Yea, now I want to play cello!"

Cellowned by The Epic Cellist May 16, 2009

cellphowned 

1. To successfully pull off some sort of a prank involving calling another person's cell phone, usually from a masked number (for instance, via relay).

2. To be struck by a cell phone, preferably in the face, in such a forceful manner that one could only it as describe as being owned.

"Hey, I just relayed Dan, from work, and left him a sweet message."
"What'd you say?"
"I had the operator tell him I was from the corporate office, and if he wanted a promotion then he needs to help me wipe my butt, and then I layed down a nice freestyle about my favorite vegetables."
"Man, that's ridiculous. He'll know it was you."
"No way, I totally cellphowned him."

cellphowned by WonkerSmack July 31, 2006

cellphoned 

Self-owned.

1524| Hottub: and btw, way not to realize I'm at lunch jerkoff.
1524| Hottub: err, that's "lunch, jerkoff"
1524| Kordos - Work: heheheh
1524| Kordos - Work: cellphoned.

cellphoned by Kordos March 6, 2003

clpwned 

Clowned and pwned at the same time.

Clpwned is when someone gets knocked out by a slap from a friend on a dare, and all his friends laugh at him as his unconscious body falls on a bag of empty beer cans.

clpwned by GtUpKd January 8, 2008

collypwned 

To be pwned, slap bang in the face by collyk

Pedrocole was collypwned for being an appalling cunt

collypwned by collyk January 23, 2009

Cellphoned 

Originates from Tennis lore. Getting “cellphoned” is when one player hits a solid crushing winner to set the tone for the rest of the match. Cellphoning an opponent increases the players street cred.

Also used in daily life when something one does exceeds the extraordinary.

Whoa mate, did you just see Jimmy hit that crazy forehand slice drop lob? Sam got cellphoned there.

Cellphoned by Lookhere April 26, 2022