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Ceiling Pose 

The act of (typically in a "myspace picture") of rolling your eyes so that it looks as if you are staring at the ceiling. Typically performed by teenyboppers, and anyone trying to look "hip" on myspace. But it is not.
Jordan: Look at Leigh. Shes doing her ceiling pose in that picture again. Shit never changes.

Josh: What are you staring at in that picture? (Points to photo)
Lauren: Oh I just put my eyes that way cause it looks hip.
Josh: Fucking teenyboppers. Thats such a ceiling pose.
Ceiling Pose by CeilingPoseHaters October 4, 2008
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Ceiling Pose 

A pose commonly used on Myspace.

1. Take your camera, point it toward your fat face, and use that chubby arm to lift it up a little above your head, still keeping aim on your face.

2. Stare those dead eyes up at the ceiling (preferably to the left or right)

3.Now for the tricky part: puff those chappy lips in a kiss pose.

EXTRA: If you really want to get advanced, hold up a peace sign!
Leah was trying to pull of the ceiling pose in one of her myspace pics, but her double chin kept getting in the way.
Ceiling Pose by Taylor the Terrible December 29, 2008
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.
I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.
schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008