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Cedar Falls 

BEST AND WORST TOWN YOU WILL EVER FIND.
NORTH EAST OF IOWA (A MIDWEST STATE.)
SMALL.
BORING.
SHITLOAD OF TREES.
SHITLOAD OF CORN & SOY BEAN FIELDS.
MANY ETHNICITIES.
SCHOOLS SUCK.
PEOPLE SUCK.
MALL SUCKS.
POLICE SUCK.
DRUGS.
BEER PONG.
CIGS.
DEALERS.
CONTACT JOHNNY DEXTER FOR SHROOMS.
GRAFFITI.
COLLEGE TOWN.
VICTORIAN HOUSES.
THE CUP OF JOE.
PABLOS.
BAD DRIVERS.
GAY CARS.
BECK & DEERY OWN HALF OF TOWN (THEY SUCK.)
BAPTIST & LUTHERAN.
FEW VIRGINS.
HARDCORE/METAL/INDIE SCENE (GETTING STEADILY WORSE.)
BROS.
SCENE KIDS.
HIPSTERS.
REDNECKS.
IGNORANCE.
RAP & COUNTRY.
RACING ON HUDSON ROAD & UNIVERSITY AVENUE.
SKATEBOARDING.
ROLLERBLADING.
BICYCLING.
VIDEO GAMES.
GUNS.
TRAILER PARKS.
SPLIT REPUBLICANS & DEMOCRATS.
GOOD TATTOO SCENE : OMEGA RED, RITUAL, & AREA 51.
COLLEGE HILL.
MOHAIR PEAR.
LIMITED EDITION.
BARS.
STURGIS FALLS.
BRUTAL WINTERS.
SWELTERING SUMMERS.
DETASSELING.
FRIENDLY FOLKS.
DIRTY MOUTHS.
SHOPLIFTING.
FLOODS.
SOME RACISM.
MATERIALISM.
CEDAR RIVER IS NASTY.
319 IS THE BEST AREA CODE.
REPRESENT, BITCHES.
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Cedar Falls 

A small town by waterloo, Iowa

with zipcode 50613
Cedar Falls by Danny April 17, 2005

Cedar Falls High School 

Cedar Falls High School ain't really all that's it's made out to be. Parents and kids brag that this school is amazing, but its facilities look like they haven't been upgraded since 1934 (this is not an exaggeration - ask any current or former student), and the quality of education is decent at best. Interestingly, the school doesn't have a valedictorian because administrators dont wanna offend dumb kids. Also the school cares more about sports than funding academics, leading to ever increasing class sizes. Essentially it's a typical high school - constant partying and mediocre students along with a minority of successful students. At least we are better than the schools in Waterloo, though.
DeShawn: Why the hell does Cedar Falls High School look like a 1950s mental asylum?

Tyrone: because it is
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026
n. A screenshot fabricated by a company to misrepresent the graphics of a game; a combination of the words bullshit and screenshot.

Originated from Penny Arcade, a popular gaming webcomic.
-Have you seen Madden 2006 for the Xbox 360? The graphics are gonna be awesome!
-Dude, the Madden 2006 images they showed at E3 were bullshots. It doesn't look nearly as good as they said.
bullshot by Worker Unit #503,298,545 September 26, 2005
Word of the Day on July 15, 2026

Gayborhood 

N. A neighborhood containing homes, clubs, bars, restaurants, and other places of business and entertainment that cater to homosexuals.
"They've opened up a new club in the Gayborhood called the Male Box."
Gayborhood by Mia Shields January 6, 2006
Word of the Day on July 14, 2026