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Ceasefire P

Also know as Latina P, Fuck fest P, Balenciaga P and originally Dodge Peck, Ceasefire P is a local San Fernando Valley jihadist when in the bathroom. Ceasefire P owns several laundromats in the valley however will only do laundry at home however is too lazy to fold his clothes so when his laundry is done, he puts it right back into the hamper. CeaseFire P lives for freeing Gaza into his toilet after dining at Michelin 5 star restaurants. He makes sure his gut is free of Palestinians as he's constantly Freeing Palestine especially while traveling to foreign countries.
One time in Bogota Colombia, Ceasefire P freed Palestine over twenty five times in a weeks span.
Ceasefire P by Jake Pounder March 8, 2024
Words you can keep

Russian ceasefire 

promising not to fire at civilians while firing at civilians
"Russia just annouced a ceasefire so that civilians can get away from urban ares"
"Dude... it is a Russian ceasefire"
Russian ceasefire by kakabus March 7, 2022
n.
1)A derogatory term for the TBI system, referred to as Crossfire Injection, produced by General Motors between 1981 and 1984. It was replaced by TPI in 1985. Crossfire Injection developed a reputation for being unreliable. See Shitfire.
2) 84 Ceasefire; racist, redneck, jackass who posts in racing forums.
I own a 1982 ceasefire Corvette.
A ceasefire (or truce), also spelled cease fire , is a temporary stoppage of a war in which each side agrees with the other to suspend aggressive actions
Israel has violated the ceasefire agreement with Palestine.
I take full credit for that, by the way. BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!! And a genius!... And a bomb... Also a bomb technically...
Hym "Hey, look at that! Odd time for a ceasefire that nobody thought was going to happen but whatever... I'm sure that's ENTIRELY coincidental."
Ceasefire by Hym Iam November 23, 2023

Ceasefire now 

we want Israel to CEASE and Hammas to continue to FIRE
Josh is yelling ceasefire now, but he also claims Israel has no right to exist and that Hammas is a freedom fighting organization
Ceasefire now by Not-in-my-name February 29, 2024
Yeah dawg. Hey, I've been trying to teach the Jews 'ceasefire' for a while now. It's like trying to teach women 'wrong.' They just don't get it.
Hym "It helps if you say 'ceasefire' in Yiddish. Fayer-opshtel, Jew! You gotta say it forcefully too cus they're like dogs, right? Fayer-opshtel, Jew! Like you're telling it to sit."
Ceasefire by Hym Iam June 24, 2025
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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TikTok Farlands

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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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