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to kick someone in the leg while shouting MOOOOOOOO
GO CAYDOS THAT COW
Caydos by Neon jinn November 21, 2010
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A secret Italian cult that works closely with the Illuminati.
Cardosi is so fucking cool
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Clydosphere 

The Clydosphere is the theory that the area that surrounds all dogs named Clyde is referred to as, “the Clydosphere”. If you are within visual range of a dog named Clyde, you’re within the Clydosphere.
“I was about to start acting up, then I realized I was in the Clydosphere, and ceased all discrepancies
Clydosphere by Nraeh Jacobens January 3, 2023
Cardoso is commonly a last name full of savages, and some bad ass pott heads.
Grandmother (to grandchild): Little one go find yourself a Cardoso.
Grandchild (to grandmother): Why must I
Grandmother: It's you're destiny...

(Grandmother dies)
cardoso by SOLOBURGERR April 24, 2018
Caydon is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He's got perfect copper hair and the cutest freckles. He's loyal and always sticks up for his friends. He has a sweet personality and is the highlight of any day. He's nerdy (in a cute gamer way.) He's the most handsome boy you'll ever lay your eyes on but he doesn't realize how breath-taking he really is. If you have a Caydon in your life be grateful.
Person 1: Who's that?!?!
Person 2: Oh, that's Caydon.

Person 1: Dang, he's super cute!!
Person 2: *beats Person 1 with frying pan* ..and he's mine
Caydon by babywaffle518 October 4, 2018

Caydon smith 

Caydon is the definition of godliness and cleanliness he smells like beautiful flowers and has a round booty.

He has black hair and brown eyes and he can make you hard or wet instantaneously.
oh my gosh. He is so hot who is that?
Oh that’s caydon smith.
I’m wet from joy.
A bootylicious girl who spreads love and never gets love back. She's always searching for it. She likes to talk in her own language so do not approach her or else she'll come at you with a brick.
Girl #1:Did you see that girl? She hit her man with a brick. Girl #2:Thats definitely a Caydon.
Caydon by ayewassyonaame September 25, 2011
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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