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You look like Cousin It! 

An old phrase that has come back into vogue during Pandemic Life 2020 due to closed hair salons and barber shops.
When I was a kid with tousled, long hair hanging in my face, my mom used to say, “You look like Cousin It!”

Cousin It 

Pulling a girls hair over her face to cover up an oddly shaped head/face or to obscure an unattractive girl's face.
John- I had to cousin it Amy
Rick- Well yeah she has a fucked up head with a great body, only thing you can do
Cousin It by mr. bitches 3.0 May 15, 2011

cousin it stew 

when you dook, forget to flush, and then shave your pubes on top of it.
christine walked into her bathroom, lifted the lid to find kevin's cousin it stew. she almost hurled.
cousin it stew by d.monaaaay November 22, 2007

cousin it 

The act of ejaculating on a females face then stickin her hair to the man juice. Similar to an "Abe Lincoln" but shaving of hair is not necesary.
After i came on her face i gave her a cousin it.
cousin it by M.A.C July 27, 2006

The Cousin IT 

The act of cumming on the sleeping females forehead and then swiping a layer of hair over it. Creating the infamous cousin it look.
The bitch fell asleep on me so I pulled the cousin It.
The Cousin IT by Manbat666 January 13, 2009

Cousin It 

Starting off with either a spiderman, regular facial or if you are a badass, the raspberry swirl. You then flip the victims hair over her head where it will then stick to her face and give the resemblence to Cousin It.
Derrick: Yo what up?
Bobby: Not much, choppin' it easy! You?
Derrick:Choppin' down the block, cause I'm just tryin' to do, what i'm tryin to do, cause we was tryin' to do, what we was tryin' to do! Know what i'm sayin?
Bobby: No
Derrick: What you do last night?
Bobby: I took this ho back to the hizzy, and I had to crank dat spiderman right up in that bitches face, she started screamin and i flipped that bitches weave over her head, and it stuck to her face and she looked like Cousin It, son!
Derrick:Oh
Cousin It by Ole Blue Nuckle January 5, 2009
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No Surprises Wedding

A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.

This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.

Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
Word of the Day on November 7, 2026
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).
Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
EBK by silwhett November 5, 2026
Word of the Day on November 6, 2026
A seemingly endless debate with a idiot
I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
Word of the Day on November 5, 2026
Texas is categorized as a swing state in presidential elections, but has voted for Republicans more times than for Democrats in recent history. As such, as demographics change political alignments, some Democrats believe that Texas will vote blue, or Democratic, due to their Hispanic and African American voters, who often align themselves with the Democratic Party's liberal wing.

Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
Word of the Day on November 4, 2026

briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
Word of the Day on November 3, 2026
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