Catphin

A Catphin is one of the rarest female animal-humans on the face of the planet (so rare, in fact, that in time of writing, only one sole live specimen has been reported). Generally a Catphin’s personality is deeply founded in the best features and characteristics from cats’ and dolphins’ personalities. To mention a few such characteristics: In a charming fashion, they are ever so curious (there’s no keeping secrets from them). They are slightly elusive in a very sensual way (you’ll find yourself turned on by the fact that you’ll never understand the Catphin completely). They tend to have a randomized thought pattern which will confuse their adversaries but very much please and entertain their friends and loved ones. They love horsies, polar bears, cows and tigers. Due to their duo-/twin-personality they can often be heard saying quite strange things. Also, Catphins have consistencies with the physiology of cats and dolphins – for instance, only half their brain sleeps at a time, they move gracefully both on land and in water, they purr quite often (especially when you stroke them gently behind the ears), they will scratch you and paw-claw-stump on your back when they get excited, they do not function well when they are hungry (not well at all), they have a silent fascination for worm cures, and they tend to investigate things by smell prior to using any other senses (and sometimes they will drool all over you).

Catphin whispers "This is it" and horsie is happy
Typical Catphin sentences: "I hit my wife on the head with bobble plastic today at the post office", "I have played with pesto, which turned bisexual because it was both older sister and older brother... but then it died and turned asexual" and "you are so funny, you could be the milk man"

by Blueshifted October 27, 2009

catching wood

getting a boner.

She was too hot for him; when he saw her cleavage he was already catching wood.

by coldheart7 October 9, 2009

Catching the Crazy Turkey

A type of sex act performed in bed. It starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. Somewhere in between, you kill a chicken.

Ryan: You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.

by Reckz December 13, 2014

Catching strays

Aiming to insult someone but insulting someone else in the process aswell even if not involved.

If someone is insulting Person A, but also insults Person B, Person B is said to have “caught a stray” (Catching strays)

I cant think of any situations rn sorry

by CookedGroceries May 19, 2022

Catching the Wild Turkey

If you don't know, then it's too wild for you. (Having sex)

Michael was catching the wild turkey over at Lindsey's the other night.

by Cobainified December 13, 2014

Catching Splinters

A figurative term originating in the South used by one who is driving a car with wood grain on the steering wheel.

"I'ma be working wood wheel and catching splinters, riding twenty inches or better on chrome." -Paul Wall, Chunk Up The Deuce

by mikeyrocks May 8, 2009

Catching the Wild Turkey

it starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. and somewhere in there you kill a chicken

"I was a wild night last night Michael when you were catching the wild turkey"

by hiddenthunder December 14, 2014