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Medival Occupation, A sheriff/tax collector's deputy, who, when citizens were unable to pay taxes, had their chickens taken away, using a catch-pole, thus the name.
The peasants lost their chickens to the catchpole.
catchpole by ChibiDan March 22, 2005
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Catchpole

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A Catchpole is a meaningless creature with a very low IQ. Catchpole mainly hunts his food, most notably the fish. You can find Catchpole at a few places. Carthagina lake (hunting), Lauren (entertaining) Gosling (being a general biatch). It is advised to stay away from the Catchpole incase of AIDS related Ginger Beard infections.
'Hey my catchpole got all wet'
Catchpole by Doctorofdaterape May 20, 2009
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catchpole • Catchpole sexual • georgia catchpole • Harry Catchpole • Sam Catchpole • catchpowle • cathole • catchless • Catchmored • catcholic

Catchpole

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Synonym of moron
Person 1: I need to go for a hair cut

Person 2: Do it yourself

Person 1: I'm not a catchpole
Catchpole by TOBINIP1STARSINTHEENDS December 18, 2011
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Catchpole sexual 

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When u have sexual feelings towards Catchpole
I’m a Catchpole sexual when I see him I quiver he has the finest ass
Catchpole sexual by Shrekislife1504 August 12, 2021
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georgia catchpole

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a complete slag and nob-head, touchesn up your watsits
stop touching me you georgia catchpole
georgia catchpole by small wikly April 28, 2011
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Sam Catchpole 

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A very sly irish self proclaimed smartass that rubs his HisToRY kNowLeDgE in your face. He is always goin about and stealing your EPIC builds on minecraft even when you tell him not too. He likes to lurk in the playground looking for little girls he can try to lure into the back of his van with facts (this could potentially explain why he hasn't kidnapped someone)
Random guy: Hey watch out for the Sam catchpole in the playground
Other guy: Dont worry hes just a Sam Catchpole
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Harry Catchpole 

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The lowest form of individual, usually a long curly toed creature that walks around awkwardly. A Harry catchpole can often be found lurking in the background or getting his nipples out at band nights, with arms longer than their legs, they struggle to move around
Person 1 : wow I love a guy that’s over 6ft tall
Person 2: yeah me too but only if they aren’t a Harry Catchpole
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crunchy 

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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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Galantir

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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
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murderhobo 

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In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whale 

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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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