The act of taking something and turning it into a cat, this 'something' could be a human, object, animal, etc. all whilst giving it features to signify what it's supposed to represent/be
"look! I catified this turtle!" he then shower his father a picture of a catified turtle
The condition one develops from drinking unfiltered tap water. It is used to imply that someone blindly trusts governments and corporations, and is an idiot.
Soyjak: “Hey did you see Biden’s address reassuring everyone that banks are safe?”
Chad: “You’re calcified.”
describes a person, place or thing which has been covered in cat fur or dander such that everthing that contacts it will also be covered in cat fur/dander, resulting in sneezing for those allergic to cats.
Gloria's great, but her place is so catified, I have to use a shopvac on my wardrobe. We went to my place, but she's so catified that I can't even make out with her without sneezing my brains out.