CAT LICK

East Midlands slang term for a very brief wash, usually by either a small child that hates washing: a man just home from work that goes straight out to the pub, having had a very quick 'hands and face' wash or when a mother wipes chocolate off her childs face using a bit of spit and a hankerchief,

in short a very quick but effective face wash, named in honour of when a cat licks the side of its paw to clean its face with.

I'll just nip home quick, drop the car off, have a shit in a piss time and a cat lick, get changed then I'll meed you in the Lamb and Flag for some serious beer caning.

CAT LICK by mr Cunninlinguist October 26, 2012

cat lick

catholic -who REALLY gives a shit about the 'h' and the third syllable? -cat lick also provides a nice, abstract 'huh?' flair!!

my new squeeze was cat lick, and wouldn't let me 'bag' my crank!!

that jane smacked of cat lick, but was more than willing to 'get wild'!!

those cat lick girls are so repressed, that when cut loose; they might "tear you up"

cat lick by michael foolsley May 18, 2011

Cat Lick

A tuft of hair on a woman that is visible and should have been shaved/removed such as armpit hair or pubic hair hanging out of a bikini OR hairy legs that are long overdue for a shaving

Her Cat Lick makes her look like she is smuggling sasquach!" or "Even Bic razors couldn't cut all that much Cat LIck!

Cat Lick by Empirical008 July 16, 2011

faster than a cat can lick its ass 

Ever see a cat lick its ass? Then you know it's pretty damn fast.

When I heard my old man coming home right when I was in the middle of some afternoon delight with my next door neighbor, he gathered up his clothes, rock-hard dick and all, and jumped out the window faster than a cat can lick its ass.

faster than a cat can lick its ass by Goobershanker August 9, 2006

lick the cat's ass 

the act of doing nothing; dire boredom

guy 1: "What's up?"

guy 2: "I've just been staying home every night lately, licking the cat's ass."

lick the cat's ass by Cubi August 27, 2005

Lick a cat

Lick a cat just lick or you are most likely toilet

(Bob) lick a cat (Jim) no (bob) you a toilet

Lick a cat by Bathtub toaster strudels January 14, 2022

lick of the cat 

To receive a lashing from the cat o' nine tails whip.

A slave driver or prison guard might encourage his charges to complete a task in a more timely fashion lest he or she receive a "lick of the cat".

lick of the cat by R. Poulton August 15, 2006