What you become when you make it in life. There is no higher status you can achieve on this planet. You
will cement your place in
history as a Shrine God. Kids in 2032
will be doing presentations on you in school. Congratulations 🎉.
When your future employers ask for your resume, just tell them you are (or once were) a lead cashier. If they question you, well, see below:
Employer: "Welcome to this interview! Could I please see your resume before we begin?"
Lead Cashier: "I got 2 words for you: Lead. Cashier."
Employer: "Excuse me? We can't continue this interview if I don't have your resume."
Lead Cashier: "Listen G, I could give you my play/pause/resume, none of that matters. I was lead cashier back in my
day."
Employer: "I'm sorry, I don't think I can give you this
job."
Lead Cashier: "BRO, do you not understand what I'm saying to you?! LEAD. CASHIER."
Employer: "I do understand, but you just don't seem like you have the qualifications for this
job. Even I would do a better
job as a 'Lead Cashier', whatever that means."
Lead Cashier: "Oh
yeah? What's the code for celery root then?"
Employer: *
busted* "You'
re hired!"
