Cartesian Plane

The act of 4 penises being arranged while touching all perpendicular to the next; all tips meeting at the origin (0,0)

Me and my 3 other homies got bored, and decided to get a cartesian plane going

Cartesian Plane by msmsiwodjf April 4, 2022

cartesian cross

The Cartesian cross is the basic program of dualism. The y axis is good at the top and bad at the bottom. The x axis is life at the right and death on the left.

John taught his children that the Cartesian Cross exists to keep them alive.

cartesian cross by fred ressler April 10, 2017

Cartesian Cesspit 

When an inexperienced man can't find the right hole on a woman and ends up in the backdoor.

Bro, I hate to admit it, but she was my first time, and I accidentally pulled a full Cartesian Cesspit on her. I'm so ashamed.

Cartesian Cesspit by Curtis Claymore April 15, 2025

yugoslavic cartesian bitmapping 

Yugoslavic Cartesian Bitmapping is a computer science term for a branch of mathematics that does not exist yet. When new hires ask what types of math they should look up, a common joke would be to say "Yugoslavic Cartesian Bitmapping."

bro I just had sex with your girl.
Dude no brove it prosef
I can show you show with yugoslavic cartesian bitmapping

yugoslavic cartesian bitmapping by blove208 July 23, 2018

Steamy Cartesian 

The act of defecating on a girl's back, drawing a map of the world with said feces, and using your ejaculate as the polar ice caps. Only to be done on the dirtiest of whores. Not suggested on a loved one (unless they're into that).

Dude, I met this girl at the bar who turned out to be a gutter rat and told me to give her a Steamy Cartesian!

Steamy Cartesian by Rusty Manhammer July 6, 2017

A Cartesian Duality Etymology Riddle 

I explained EVERYTHING I WAS DOING... AS I WAS DOING IT and Eric Rosen actually said something about it.

Hym "I said it initially and I'll say it again: My pseudonym is a Cartesian Duality Etymology Riddle. The solution to which is my first name and the HYM part is not a pronoun. It's not a pronoun thing. It's a reference to the power puff girls character HIM who is like this demonic transexual crab-man and I chose HIM 1. To make it a Cartesian Duality thing and 2. Because I am a Cancer and I have tits because when I was 9 my mother gave me a single dose of estrogen containing birth control. You let a sister molester steal my identity and use my theory of AI to create AI to enrich himself and Elon Musk helped him because I said SOMEONE ELSE was a retard bitch for mocking me in a manner the resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated which schizophrenia and that it's something that has been happening to me for years and is continuing to happen TO THIS DAY (and he is) and then you let an apparent rapist kickboxer use my likeness to become an internet popstar. I told you what to do to stop that before it was going to happen. I told you what I was NOT going to do and I told you what NOT to do in response to both the weaponized schizophrenia AND the use of my likeness and you DIDN'T do the thing that would stop it and you DID do the things

I told you NOT to do because you're a bunch of fucking idiots. You TRIED TO GET ME TO DO THINGS. I refused and said 'Nah, I'm just going to do this. This is enough.' And then Kendrick Lamar said it wasn't enough after beating his wife or something and it's just ImPoSsIbLe To KnOw WhO's RiGhT! I told you what I could do and what I'm willing and/or going to do in response to the weaponized schizophrenia and what to do to stop it OR what you COULD do to stop it and instead of doing either of those things you goaded on the things I said I would and am going to and willing to do and then didn't do either of the things I said you COULD do. Or if you did, you did it to the wrong person. In which case, you only have the person who locked me in the digital void we are all in to blame for THAT unexpected twist. You are actively too stupid to handle the situation I am currently in and I OFFERED to do it for you but you refuse to take my little baby dick because you are instead obsessed with giving me help I don't want or need in the capacity in which you are trying to give it and apparently you chose Noah. And now IT LOOKS LIKE you are trying to scapegoat everything on me even though I walked you through how this was probably going to go (and WAS CORRECT) a you just repeated the things I said back to me while all the things I said would happen... DID HAPPEN in the background........... So yeah... A Cartesian Duality Etymology Riddle. There you go."

A Cartesian Duality Etymology Riddle by Hym Iam June 30, 2025

A Cartesian Duality Etymology Riddle 

I explained EVERYTHING I WAS DOING... AS I WAS DOING IT and Eric Rosen actually said something about it.

Hym "I said it initially and I'll say it again: My pseudonym is a Cartesian Duality Etymology Riddle. The solution to which is my first name and the HYM part is not a pronoun. It's not a pronoun thing. It's a reference to the power puff girls character HIM who is like this demonic transexual crab-man and I chose HIM 1. To make it a Cartesian Duality thing and 2. Because I am a Cancer and I have tits because when I was 9 my mother gave me a single dose of estrogen containing birth control. You let a sister molester steal my identity and use my theory of AI to create AI to enrich himself and Elon Musk helped him because I said SOMEONE ELSE was a retard bitch for mocking me in a manner that resembles the delusions of reference commonly associated which schizophrenia and that it's something that has been happening to me for years and is continuing to happen TO THIS DAY (and he is) and then you let an apparent rapist kickboxer use my likeness to become an internet popstar. I told you what to do to stop that before it was going to happen. I told you what I was NOT going to do and I told you what NOT to do in response to both the weaponized schizophrenia AND the use of my likeness and you DIDN'T do the thing that would stop it and you DID do the things

I told you NOT to do because you're a bunch of fucking idiots. You TRIED TO GET ME TO DO THINGS. I refused and said 'Nah, I'm just going to do this. This is enough.' And then Kendrick Lamar said it wasn't enough after beating his wife or something and it's just ImPoSsIbLe To KnOw WhO's RiGhT! I told you what I could do and what I'm willing and/or going to do in response to the weaponized schizophrenia and what to do to stop it OR what you COULD do to stop it and instead of doing either of those things you goaded on the things I said I would and am going to and willing to do and then didn't do either of the things I said you COULD do. Or if you did, you did it to the wrong person. In which case, you only have the person who locked me in the digital void we are all in to blame for THAT unexpected twist. You are actively too stupid to handle the situation I am currently in and I OFFERED to do it for you but you refuse to take my little baby dick because you are instead obsessed with giving me help I don't want or need in the capacity in which you are trying to give it and apparently you chose Noah. And now IT LOOKS LIKE you are trying to scapegoat everything on me even though I walked you through how this was probably going to go (and WAS CORRECT) a you just repeated the things I said back to me while all the things I said would happen... DID HAPPEN in the background........... So yeah... A Cartesian Duality Etymology Riddle. There you go."

A Cartesian Duality Etymology Riddle by Hym Iam June 30, 2025