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catlady

A woman who has little to no life or family outside of her 3 of more cats. These women are usually on the heavier side, have cat excessive hair on their clothes, in their food and their homes smell of litter box (ie: an abundance of urine and/or feces).
Please don't let me grow old and be a catlady like Pwidow on MUA.
by *Dutchie* July 27, 2006
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Catlady

A woman who is fond of cats so much that she decides to live her life with cats all around her than being with chauvinistic male. The catladies are independent women who know how to take care of their cats. They are proud, highly intellectual beings having a behavior resembling that of a cat itself.
Who is that beautiful girl yonder?

She is a catlady neverland.

Oh badluck.!
by Abbeyray December 31, 2015
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catlady

old lady owning one or more cats, often recognized by psychiatry as having obsessive compulsiveness attatched to hording. most if not all close relationships are gone. mostly due to deaths. the cats replace humans as relatives and bonds are sollidified. atladies often found deceased with cats feeding on their remains due to not being fead by anyone.
the catlady had 26 cats before she died. very few people showed up for her funeral
by eripaco October 27, 2011
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Catlady

A woman who has had a few to no relationships because they think they’re too good for a man and their own independent income will be enough for them, this leads to them being a cat owner because they think thats all they need, until they grow old and lonely with nobody and regret all their life choices, but at least they still have their cat.
That OF model is destined to be a catlady
by Faxteller201010 March 31, 2024
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Crazy Cat Lady

A woman who loves her cats more than people
Usually by the name of Teagan
She's a crazy cat lady
by DancedanceRevolution December 24, 2014
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crazy cat lady

An elderly suburban widow who lives alone and keeps dozens or more pet cats, usually many more than municipal code allows, in a small house, and refuses to give away or sell them even for the sake of the safety of the cats or herself.
Tonight's episode of CSI featured a story where a little girl killed a crazy cat lady with a ball point pen.
by Shamis February 10, 2005
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cat lady

a woman that finds too much happiness in her cats. This often results in the following actions.
-Dressing up her cats
-Taking videos and pictures of them
-Telling other people stuff about her cats that they do not care about
-Thinking that her cats are really intuitive
-Wearing clothes with cats on them
-Owning things with cats on them
-Not being lonely because she has her cats!

Note: A cat lady may smell like cat pee but this is not required
It's so annoying when that cat lady posts pictures of her cats all over Facebook.
by How Unicorns Are Made November 20, 2010
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