Carson Daly

Media Whore

Bend over carson, here it comes again.

by Shay'oul January 02, 2004

Carson Daly

1. Viacom’s most popular bitch.
2. Talentless, personality-impaired, self-important, moron who sells out on a daily basis.
3. Someone who is 30 yet acts 14.
4. A Massive tool See: “Tool”

1. “Carson, Please play ‘N*SYNC’ because they are soo HOT!”
2. “Wow, Carson Daly kissed both Eminem and Christina Agulera’s ass in under 30 minutes!
3. “Did you see ‘TRL’ yesterday? Carson got so excited by N*SYNC that he jumped on Justin Timberlake’s Back!”
4. a. “Hi, welcome to TRL I’m Carson Daly.”
b. “Hi welcome to Last call I’m Carson Daly.”
c. “That’s some good TV right there”

by D1whoknosu December 25, 2003

Carson Daly

Was the host of one of the gayest MTV shows every where people would scream and yell and act completely retarted just to be on TV.

Carson Daly made TRL much gayer than it already was

by lilslinky March 22, 2006

Carson Daly

I would really hate 2 have his fucking job. You have to hang out with people you can't stand, and the guy's supposed to be all punk? Bullshit.

1. He has 2 hang out with Good Charlotte. Enough said.

by dark soul March 18, 2004

carson daly

A castrated spokesman for MTV shows like Total Request Live which are responsible for the dumbing down of America's youth.

Carson Daly is only popular for as long as he can continue kissing MTV's corporate behind for cash.

by AYB June 20, 2003

carson daly

1. MTV's puppet to brain-wash our generation into this "pop-culture-syndrome"
2. someone who loves to kiss other's ass, especially celebrities in order to be famous

1. (TRL's audience screaming for no reason)
2. carson: "please be my girlfriend, please?!!" (n'sync's 'girlfriend' plays on the background...)
tara: drunk "aight, just shut up, you ...burps... bitch!!"

by uglyron August 21, 2003

carson daly

Puppet of MTV VJ who's job description looks something like this:
1. be likeable
2. like everyone

"hi, i'm carson daly, and i'm a massive tool."

by Anonymous April 23, 2003